About Dr. Kasllab
FOR THE DUDES:
Schedule during a sport or event you can binge on TV. Better yet, make it a reason to have the house all to yourself.
Chill. Seriously. Watch movies.
Mowing the lawn is not chilling. Don't do it.
FOR THE LADIES:
Let them be a baby for a few days.
Thank the Good Lord we don't know what it's like to have a penis.
Let this be an excuse to leave the house all day.
Set up his "chill station" with plenty of snacks, drinks, pain killers, and the remote.
Leave a wide mouth mason jar next to him. Don't ask any questions, just let it ride this time. #suntea
Dr. Kasllab is a fictional character, no not take any of this advice over your own medical doctor. Bonus giggles for whoever can say Kasllab backwards.
Please always speak with YOUR doctor about the best course of medical treatment.
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